When I was in high school there was a window that separated the administrative offices from the main hallway on which was typically posted school news and such. One day one of the teachers posted a cartoon on the window. On the left side of the cartoon was a professional athlete living in squalor, and […]
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It’s Not Wall Street’s Fault That You Wasted Your Time In College
Someone once observed that a “philosophy major is someone who spends a lot of time thinking, while he waits in line at the unemployment office.” It sounds a bit harsh, but it came to mind when I recently came across a picture that a young college graduate took of herself holding a sloppily written sign […]
Congressmen Don’t Retire. They Abdicate. Here’s What To Do About It.
“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Congressman. But then, I repeat myself.” — Mark Twain “In my many years I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a Congress.” — John Adams When the Constitution of […]
America’s Failing Culture Is To Blame For School Shootings
I believe in the right to own a gun. As a conservative, I believe in a right to be able to defend myself and my home, and I believe that right is all the more necessary in today’s America. As a skeptic, I doubt that an outright ban on firearms would accomplish much more than […]
Note to Republicans: Americans Like Big Government. They’d Also Like Solutions.
We’re a “right of center country.” The majority of Americans are conservatives. Americans hate big government. This all goes without saying, right? Not exactly. These are the central observational axioms of the modern Republican Party, and they are not modern at all, or even especially accurate. They are at best anachronistic, and at worst gross […]
Barack Obama made Bill Clinton look like Ronald Reagan
I doubt many people detested the Bill Clinton years more than me. I hated his phoniness. I hated his lies. I hated that he was unrepentant about lying. I hated that everyone could see right through him but not enough people seemed to care. I hated all the hedging and moral ambiguity. I hated the […]
Barack Obama: America’s First Latino President
As the Obama Administration struggles with its latest self-created crisis, aimlessly fumbling about in its attempts to house and feed and clothe the tens of thousands of poor immigrant children who have streamed across the border in recent months, the American public is hearing an oft-repeated narrative about these children and their (literally) countless predecessors […]
The Hobby Lobby Decision Was Too Close For Comfort
It’s always great to win and to have our fundamental rights re-affirmed. But keep in mind that the Hobby Lobby decision was only 5-4, meaning we were only one vote away from having the First Amendment line-item vetoed by the Supreme Court, and losing our right to religious freedom. There is nothing complicated about […]
Democrats Defend the Poor from “Dangerous Dollars” and “Toxic Money”
If you ever want to infuriate a Democrat, mention that you could never see yourself as a Democrat because you care too much about the poor, and say it in such a way as to imply that it’s just understood that Democrats hate the poor. The more casually you say it the better. Guaranteed hilarity […]
Obama’s Clumsy, but Fortunately Libertarian Foreign Policy
If there’s one thing that characterizes the Obama Presidency, it’s that Obama is forever a man at odds with himself. He tries to create a prosperous economy by penalizing prosperity. He tries to create jobs by imposing new costs on businesses. He tries to solve our debt problem by increasing spending. He tries to make […]